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This Is Not a Drill

Theatre Review by Marc Miller - September 19, 2025


Felicia Finley and Cast
Photo by Carol Rosegg
On the morning of January 13, 2018, Hawaii's Emergency Alert System issued a warning of an impending ballistic missile attack, widely believed to have emanated from North Korea and plunging residents and tourists into uncertainty and panic. Sounds like a musical comedy, no? Well, it did to Holly Doubet, who was there, and whose This Is Not a Drill has just opened at the York Theatre Company. Doubet collaborated on the book with Joseph McDonough and the music and lyrics with Kathy Babylon and John Vester. Many hands, and what they've created is a weird hybrid.

Hybrid, because This Is Not a Drill plays like one-third disaster movie and two-thirds White Lotus, struggling to contain both the bungled history of the response to the supposed attack and the personal lives of the dramatis personae, principally well-off visitors whose individual crises constitute most of the narrative, and most of the songs. The lack of focus becomes apparent immediately, with a brief panic prologue as the warning is issued and the ensemble sings things like "I'm not prepared to draw my last breath." Then we flash back to White Lotus territory, where resort director Madeline (Marianne Tatum, a veteran pro who needs more to do) is welcoming the guests.

Their backstories are unraveled, expositorily and unexcitingly. There's the thirtysomething gay couple, workaholic Chris (Chris Doubet) and swishy Tony (Matthew Curiano), distraught over losing a foster child and conflicted over whether to wed. Revisiting their honeymoon site, Sophie (Aurelia Williams) and Derek (Gary Edwards) aren't sure they still love each other, and Derek has problems breathing, though he sure can hold a long note. Jessica (Felicia Finley) left her two young kids with her mother (Tatum) and is traveling solo, her husband (Bill Coyne) opting to stay home and boff a co-worker, cuing Jessica's several power ballads.

Among the Hawaiians, resort employees Kaleo (Kelvin Moon Loh) and Leilani (Cáitlín Burke) are a loving couple with a rebellious teenage son (Sam Poon) who wears a Led Zeppelin T-shirt and hates making nice with the tourists; he gets into a contrived fight with his parents, who confiscate his phone, setting up their where-is-he desperation as the alert unfolds. There's also a nameless Emergency Alert officer, strongly sung and hideously overacted by Lukas Poost, who fancies himself a rock star and manages to strut the stage and mug at the same time.


Gary Edwards and Aurelia Williams
Photo by Carol Rosegg
Two minutes of prologue, 40 of these personal dramas, then the attack. It lasted 38 minutes in 2018 and takes up a little less than that in stage time, enough for all the principals to sing out their feelings. The songs, attractively arranged by David John Madore, Ben Babylon, and Paul Bogaev (Madore and Babylon also populate the expert five-piece band), have plenty of catchy musical phrases and bat about .800 in perfect rhyme, a high-enough average these days. They're just curiously generic, devoid of character particulars, as if this were still 1923 and show tunes existed primarily to jump out and join the hit parade. "Waving Goodbye," Jessica's declaration of independence from her cheating husband, is typical: "Nothing can stop me, nothing can hold me, nothing can break me, I said look at me, look at me now, I'm waving goodbye, waving goodbye." All right already, but where's the specificity to time, place, and situation? Or consider "Words," with Derek and Sophie hunkered down in the fallout shelter, re-committing to each other: "I will know you with the wisdom of love, I will feel you with emotion so strong." Generic, awkwardly phrased, and facing imminent death, wouldn't they have more precise thoughts? No disrespect to Edwards or Williams, who, besides the requisite belt, has a warmth and individuality that might make her a good bet for Effie in the Dreamgirls revival that was just announced.

And few complaints about the rest of the cast, most of whom make the most of what they're handed. Directed by Gabriel Barre, seldom a purveyor of understatement, a couple do go overboard: Curiano's Tony doesn't have to be quite so fey, and Finley, who does sing wonderfully, is more outwardly emotional than we'd expect Jessica to be. But Burke and Loh are a touchingly dedicated couple, Tatum draws sizable laughs on thin material, and Doubet, who has to go instantly from dour, reluctant traveler to let's-rock gentleman of leisure in the celebratory "Cincinnati Boys," just about convinces us of Chris's transition.

It's a handsome physical production, too, with an Edward Pierce set design that's pretty elaborate for Off-Broadway: a large thatched roof that tilts down to represent the confines of a fallout shelter, and projections, by Peter Brucker and Brad Peterson, that depict, among other things, the tweets between Trump and Kim Jong Un that triggered the crisis in the first place. Johanna Pan's costumes are just right for the characters, and Alan C. Edwards' lighting is rife with oranges and greens that ably evoke a tropical paradise.

There is, in fact, much to enjoy in This Is Not a Drill: a sometimes-tuneful score, a stageful of capable performers (and a couple of hams), a hardworking ensemble (Victor E. Chan, Xavier Reyes, T. Shyvonne Stewart) who enthusiastically inhabit several one-line roles. Doubet and her collaborators have basically hit the marks of musical storytelling, setting up and resolving the conflicts efficiently. A possible holocaust is just an odd premise for the frolicsome tone that prevails, and the foreknowledge that no disaster did actually happen that morning takes away whatever suspense there may be. Savor This Is Not a Drill for the musical diversions it offers, but for a coherent narrative that strikes the heart, look elsewhere.


This Is Not a Drill
Through October 11, 2025
York Theatre Company
Theatre at St. Jean's, 150 E. 76th Street, New York NY
Tickets online and current performance schedule: YorkTheatre.org